VIRGIN LAY GUIDE

by PanamaJackoff

Things to Know and Do As a Hare, Especially If It's Your Virgin Lay

(be sure to also review  Zulu's Hare Guide)

Find an ON-IN, a safe place to do DOWN-DOWNS and sing dirty dirges.

IF – Private property, obtain owner’s permission.

IF – Public property, obtain permit if needed.

IF – Bar or restaurant, obtain permission.

                                Do they serve food?

                                Used for On-On-On?

                                Used only for DOWN-DOWNS?

                                Can we use our own keg? consult Beermeister

                                Do they charge a corkage fee? consult Beermeister

Find a Start, a place to park cars where Hash begins

            Safe for Pack to sip beer before Hash begins?

Within walking distance of On-In

or

Supply transportation back to Start from ON-IN

This is usually a public parking lot.

Beer, and other On-Trail beverages

                Hares buy beer for Beer Checks

                $30 is budgeted for On-Trail beverages, remainder is swallowed by hares.

Trail, Start to ON-IN

                Is trail 3-5 miles and can it be completed by pack in about an hour?

                How many beer checks?

                Obtain hashers to:

                                Man Beer Checks

                                Supply Vehicle for Use as Bag Van

                                Drive Beer Van and Bag Van to ON-IN

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