virgin, vessel, and tutu. Leave that thing called dignity at home
What you get
Food, Drinks, & Trail
Additional Info
t's that time of year to celebrate our local SOB kennel! This happens anally, so this is the one time this year we get to celebrate all that these shit-fingers do for us. So ... let's party!!!! The hares have a delicious trail in the works, as well as a BBQ On-After with keg(s?) on the beach.
Bring floaties, gator repellent, signal device, what's left of your liver after celebrating CumSession's Bday.
What you get
There shall be: prelube, sand in all the wrong places, moisture, shiggy, ocean, scampering, beer, unreasonably long songs, etc.
Additional Info
2 mile all-paved Turkey Walk with one beer check ... Eagle trail around 6.9 miles with 2 beer checks and a "bag of mystery" (spoiler alert : it's booze)
Cum one, cum all!
It's time again to appease the Gods of libation with, who else, but your favorite ball licking hounds!
It's the last day of the month as well as Bartender Appreciation Day - so honestly, is there any better way to spend your Saturday afternoon? You can thus appreciate yourself after trail, or join in at the on-after party somewhere downtown 😘
Bring a vessel, a virgin, your best necktie, & fanciest pair o boxer shorts, id ( unless you have a silver/platinum mane like ours!), & $$ if you don't like beer.
Additional Info
Cum on out for a little fun in the sun in Noleta! There will be shiggy, really flat trail, doggie friendly, but not so for strollers
Oscar Week Bastard Hash
When
Tuesday, Feb 27 at 6:15 PM
Where
Parking lot behind Home Depot in Goleta Marketplace (6975 Marketplace Dr, Isla Vista, California 93117)
Hares
Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz
Cost
$6
Additional Info
The lovely, laughter-filled Jizzzzz will lead you bastards on a trail filled with golden awards at each BN. No acceptance speech required to receive.
vessel, virgin, a piece of string, and hat of your choosing to hash in
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First H3SOB hash of 2018! Let's pop that 2018 Saturday hash cherry! This hare has nothing but the shittiest trail in store for you. Show up to start with your silliest mad hat or any fun little hat to put on your head (head? Who said head?)
a headlamp (or substitute with a light saber), cash, ID, whistles, virgins, knowledge of the Force
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Having already invaded the Imperial for happy hour last month, the hash will "strike back" again for a shitty trail (free of fire and ash!) through the Goodland of Goleta. Prelube and on after at the Imperial.
Get your shit together, put on a pair of pants if you want, and meet all your favorite halfminds for a filthy New Year's Eve self-funded pub crawl in the festively ash-coated streets of beautiful Santa Barbara. All the local hash celebrities will be there. You will be too, if'n you know what's good for you. Cheers, and On-On!
N95 Mask, festive cheer, shiggy socks, vessels, virgins, and your gayest apparel (think Snt Hrd jean shorts). Air quality is still pretty poor due to Thomas Fire so we will be walking to a few bars to hang out!
Additional Info
You can park at the Carrillo commuter lot and head to Mel's. Start pitchers will be there for consumption but this hash will be a self funded pubcrawl where we will consume beer dressed in N95 masks and holiday cheer! Come be trashy with all your favorite H3SoB peeps
