IMPORTANT: Bring a vessel! There will be no Solo cups provided at start. Extra vessels will be available but there is no guarantee that someone's balls haven't been in them. Save those beautiful mouths for beer not ball vessels.
It's Santa Barbara folks! If we can move away from straws in this city we can limit single use plastic at hash starts ;)
Haven't hashed in a little bit. Let's cum together (oh yeah), drink some beers, and hash in beautiful Goleta.
All work and no play makes (insert hash name here) a dull boy/girl - Pubcrawl
Bring the usual gear: vessels, whistles, shiggy socks, new shooz, virgins, ouija boards, powerful thirst.
Join your fellow halfminds as they embark on a sweaty, adventure-laden (yet somehow still sexy) romp around the streets and un-streets of our lovely town. The ghostlike and notoriously backsliderific Quarter Slut will be leading the charge on this day, so cum prepared for anything.
Alcoholism with a Side of Athleticism - Get Out And Trail