Runs


H3SoB XXXmas Hash

When
Saturday, Dec 21 at 2:00 PM

Where
Carrillo Castillo Commuter Lot

Hares
Jizzzzzzz

Cost
$6

Details
White (why's it gotta be white) Elephant gift for gift exchange at on after. Don yourself gayest apparel (denim jean cut off shorts?) of holiday gear.

What you get
Beer and adult holiday treats!

Fugly Sweater Bastard Hash

When
Tuesday, Dec 17 at 6:15 PM

Where
Alameda Park

Hares
TBD

Cost
TBD

Work off that turkey lard ass hash

When
Saturday, Dec 14 at 2:00 PM

Where
Deckers Park (Coromar Dr, Goleta, CA 93117)

Hares
Jizzzzzzz and Butt Chili

Cost
$6

Details
IMPORTANT: Bring a vessel! There will be no Solo cups provided at start. Extra vessels will be available but there is no guarantee that someone's balls haven't been in them. Save those beautiful mouths for beer not ball vessels. It's Santa Barbara folks! If we can move away from straws in this city we can limit single use plastic at hash starts ;)

Additional Info
Haven't hashed in a little bit. Let's cum together (oh yeah), drink some beers, and hash in beautiful Goleta.

All work and no play makes (insert hash name here) a dull boy/girl - Pubcrawl

When
Thursday, Oct 31 at 7:30 PM

Where
The Project - Corazon Cocina & Taproom (214 State St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

Hares
Keys to the Titty

Cost
Self Funded

Additional Info
It's Halloween!! Cum out for and hang out with your favorite half minds on a day that all other people wait 365 days for to put a costume on, and a hasher calls a Tuesday.

H3SoB 25th Analversayr - Day 3 - Hangover Bumbleabout

When
Sunday, Sep 22 at 10:00 AM

Where
Pershing Park (100 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

Hares
Spread Eagle

Cost
$5 walk up for those not registered for weekend event

Details
That hung over ass

What you get
A hare and a hair the dog

H3SoB 25th Analverary! -Day 2 - Shi**y Trail for That Ass

When
Saturday, Sep 21 at 12:00 PM

Where
Rocky Nook Park (610 Mission Canyon Rd, Santa Barbara, CA 93105)

Hares
ButtChili and Projectile Dogshit

Cost
$20 walk up OR included if registered

Details
Vessels and stuff

What you get
A shitty ass trail for that ass

H3SoB 25th Analversary - Day 1 Silver Themed Pubcrawl Kick Off

When
Friday, Sep 20 at 7:00 PM

Where
Dargan's Irish Pub and Restaurant (18 E Ortega St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

Hares
Jizzzzzzz

Cost
Mostly self funded - liquid treats available for those registered. $5 walk up for those not registered

Details
Silver attire and thirst for alcohol

What you get
Kick off H3SoB Anniversary with a Friday night Pub Crawl to exercise that liver for a weekend of craziness and debauchery.

On After
Where ever the hell we end up

Unnamed Garden Variety Hash, Nothing to See Here

When
Saturday, Aug 10 at 3:00 PM

Where
Santa Barbara DMV (535 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

Hares
Quarter Slut

Cost
$6

Details
Bring the usual gear: vessels, whistles, shiggy socks, new shooz, virgins, ouija boards, powerful thirst.

Additional Info
Join your fellow halfminds as they embark on a sweaty, adventure-laden (yet somehow still sexy) romp around the streets and un-streets of our lovely town. The ghostlike and notoriously backsliderific Quarter Slut will be leading the charge on this day, so cum prepared for anything.

Alcoholism with a Side of Athleticism - Get Out And Trail

When
Saturday, Jul 27 at 3:00 PM

Where
Dwight Murphy Park (POR LA MAR Dr, Santa Barbara, California 93103)

Hares
Spread Eagle and YAS

Cost
$6

Additional Info
Will there be baby goats on trail? How will you know if you don't come out for this hash?

Forth o July Minuteman Hash

When
Thursday, Jul 4 at 1:00 PM

Where
DMV @ Castillo and Haley (535 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

Hares
Honor Ass & Jizzzzzzzz

Cost
$6

Details
Virgins, vessels, earplugs, and that 'merican red, white , and blue ass

Additional Info
Yes, it's a "last minute" pull it outta my ass trail Cum help celebrate our country's bday & Honor's 18th anniversary.