Upcoming Hashes


Work off that turkey lard ass hash

When
Saturday, Dec 14 at 2:00 PM

Where
Deckers Park (Coromar Dr, Goleta, CA 93117)

Hares
Jizzzzzzz and Butt Chili

Cost
$6

Details
IMPORTANT: Bring a vessel! There will be no Solo cups provided at start. Extra vessels will be available but there is no guarantee that someone's balls haven't been in them. Save those beautiful mouths for beer not ball vessels. It's Santa Barbara folks! If we can move away from straws in this city we can limit single use plastic at hash starts ;)

Additional Info
Haven't hashed in a little bit. Let's cum together (oh yeah), drink some beers, and hash in beautiful Goleta.

Fugly Sweater Bastard Hash

When
Tuesday, Dec 17 at 6:15 PM

Where
Alameda Park

Hares
TBD

Cost
TBD

H3SoB XXXmas Hash

When
Saturday, Dec 21 at 2:00 PM

Where
Carrillo Castillo Commuter Lot

Hares
Jizzzzzzz

Cost
$6

Details
White (why's it gotta be white) Elephant gift for gift exchange at on after. Don yourself gayest apparel (denim jean cut off shorts?) of holiday gear.

What you get
Beer and adult holiday treats!